Thursday, July 15, 2010

Six Minutes Too Late

And your lucky numbers are 9 and 11.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Always Read the Fine Print

Apparently people and cars should avoid touching this sign.

And for those of you who tend to ignore the smaller details, pack your swimmies.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Quantum Funny Photo of the Week

So, it's either Verne Troyer or Toys R Us had a bad shipment of Barbie dolls.

I'd love to high five the parent that thought this was a good idea.

Monday, July 12, 2010

NERDS United Announces New T-Shirt Campaign

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Creepy Squirrel

Rev. Jackson Has Officially Lost His Mind

In a recent interview concerning the LeBron James/Dan Gilbert NBA free agency/bad breakup saga, Rev. Jesse Jackson has made a few statements that are trending towards the popular belief that he's completely lost his mind.

Officially lost his mind.

Here are a few golden nuggets from the sweet Rev. Jesse Jackson;

Jesse Jackson criticized Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert on Sunday, saying Gilbert sees LeBron James as a "runaway slave" and that the owner's comments after the free-agent forward decided to join the Miami Heat put the player in danger.

"He speaks as an owner of LeBron and not the owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers," the reverend said in a release from his Chicago-based civil rights group, the Rainbow PUSH Coalition. "His feelings of betrayal personify a slave master mentality. He sees LeBron as a runaway slave. This is an owner employee relationship -- between business partners -- and LeBron honored his contract."

Friends Shouldn't Let Friends Set Fire to Your Leg

In today's installment of stupid human news, a New Mexico man, after an all night drinking fiesta, agreed to let his friends set his prosthetic leg on fire.

LAS CRUCES, N.M. – A 47-year-old man's friends set his prosthetic leg on fire after he lost a drinking bet, causing him to suffer severe burns to his buttocks and lower back. Dona Ana County sheriff's deputies found the man naked on the side of U.S. Route 70 with his prosthetic leg in flames. Deputies learned that the man and his friends were drinking Monday and bet that whoever drank the least would be set on fire.

The man told investigators that at six beers, he drank the least, and agreed to let his friends set him on fire.

He said his friends ignited his prosthetic leg, and the flames spread to his body.

The sheriff's office said the man took his clothes off because of the pain and his friends decided to take him to the hospital. But they got nervous and instead dropped him off on the side of the highway.

The man was taken to a Texas burn treatment center.